favorite car quotes

"if you aint cheatin, you aint tryin"
"Nitrous is like a hot girl with aids, you wanna hit it but your afraid of the consequences."
"Owning American "Muscle" in a V6 model is allot like having sex with 1 nut! ..You can still do it but it just feels like something is missing!"
"you can sleep in ur car but u cant race ur house!"
"FWD DRAG RACING-God Does Have a Sense of Humor"
"V-8-Because Your First Mod Shouldn't Have To Be An Engine Swap"
"A 9 second honda is like coming out of the closet, at first you'll surprise your friends but at the end of the day, you're still a fag"
Owning a Ford is like marrying a fat woman you might have a good one but you can never be proud of it!
"If you ain't first you're last"
"I spend my money on cars and gas and the rest i waste"
"Women are like parking spots.....the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped."
"1/8-mile means you're only halfway there"

"The best engine in the world is the vagina:
- It can be started with one finger.
- It is self-lubricating.
- It takes any size piston.
- And it changes its own oil every four weeks"

Roll racing is kinda like masturbation, feels the same but it's not the real thing

"Having a small cam is like have a small dick. Every time you go to use it, you wish it was bigger"

oh and dont forget all the ones in my sig

"I'm gonna drag that ass...it's nothing personal, just business."
"call me a douche, call me a dick, just dont say my car aint quick."
"call me annoying, call me no fun, but when it comes to our race just remember who won."
"im not an ass, im not tryin to be rude, just trying to lightin the mood"

the last one is horribly structured.

well then u come up with some

Billy is homo..






Thats all I got but its pretty good.

Car Whore won this one for sure.